The festival-camper (or vice versa) was born in France in the early 1990s and grew up surrounded by his family ... and his band mates! This year's festival, campers worked hard for his degree, then when the holidays arrive, he is eager to go with all his friends to unwind.
The festival seeks camper-then the ideal: not too far from mom and dad and affordable for her purse, and chooses the festival Currents at Amboise.
week preceding the festival, he did a lap Decat home 'and invests in a Quechua 2 seconds tent he will have no difficulty in defeating, but it will never return in its original cover . -> Yes, the festival-camper may have his tray, but it is not very good with the important things in life.
The festival-camping is not stressed: it comes late in the festival tent up anywhere - as close as possible to that of others as well do - and does not bother make sardines - he's too busy drinking with his buddies.
Since it does not take alcohol, it comes to concerts already drunk, and like a modern day Tom Thumb, he was careful to urinate on the camping trip / festival to be sure to find his tent at the end of evening.
During the concerts, it adopts different attitudes more unlikely as each other, and always end up getting rid of frivolous things like his shoes, his shirt, his pants sometimes, and his breath fresh and finally his dignity.
- Sanseverino -
When his favorite band arrived on stage, it begins to move so uncertain. Besides, if left standing, it is only through his little friends-of-pogo-dancers that give shots to the right. Then comes the moment (im) precise when he approaches a girl, he'd like to slip him a few sweet words in the hollow of the ear, but for a concert Wampas, the "sweet words in the palm of ear "turn into screaming and spitting stammers on the cheek. The girl wipes her, smiled, then waved him away gently because she is not interested. Not serious, the festival-camper said that if it did not work with it, it walk with perhaps another. It will therefore make a second attempt later in the evening ... with the same girl he has not recognized! -> When festival-camper is packed, it is not very physiognomy. For cons, the daughter ...
To show his superiority and his heroism, the festival-camper does not hesitate to brave the elements and climbing the fence, went on stage, slam on people who find it a little too sticky (in all sense) and eventually let go. He collapses miserably -> Except that a festival-camper is tireless and it's not some trampling or fewer teeth that will stop him! -> When festival-camper wants to party, it is indestructible!
At the end of concerts, he returned to the campsite. And there, Didier Wampas night, this is it! The real slap to the head with his microphone and sails on the public folly, false uses his flashlight and threw himself on the tents of campers fury. However, just like his idol, he is generous with assistance and made everyone enjoy his talents (although hidden) singer, musician, dancer, juggler, acrobat, stuntman, sportsman High-level, philosopher, diplomat, writer and man household. And you'd be surprised to see his imaginative power in bullshit -> That's the problem for festival-torn camper, it has no limits.
- Place of Life festival -
Over the years, my friends and I have learned, often at our expense, how this sort of madman - because it 's works well in a category of people (unfortunately too many) with a common distinctive character. Although it is a bit premature to say that we master the situation facing this kind of individual, We now know how to fix some minor annoyances. Here's an example:
- The Trap -
And if, like us, you are to do some festivals this summer and meet these restless, do not hesitate, we will be happy to give you some simple tricks and dissuasive:)
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